Corrupt-a-wish Game

(Why should i? I haven't corrupted any wish.)

CobaltNinja wishes he was invulnerable, until he dies 1,000 years later.

oh ok

Wish Granted... you are invulnerable but you are chained to a whitehot stake for a thousand years until you die...

I wish I hadn't posted that last one.

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But then we are stuck, because this induces that CobaltNinja's wish has not been corrupted, and as you claim (in a very autocratic way ^^) that the old vows are not to be corrupted, the game stops. Then everybody cries ;)

I wish i was able to correct all the errors I have made.

Granted. You corrected them. But the things still happened, and nothing changed except for you wasting time on trying to fix long past errors. You forgot most of them, and whenever you try to move on all you can think is "They're not all corrected... they're all not corrected..." and for the rest of your life you cannot do anything.

I wish for this thread to be active again.

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granted.exe has stopped responding
chchchchchchchchhcchchchchchchchch *computer explodes*

I wish my computer hadn't exploded.

Your computer does not explode. It implodes, causing a hole in space-time. You are sucked into the vortex and disapear forever.

I wish that Lichess stays active forever.

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However, after 1398045 years, it becomes old and outdated, the newest chess website is Liechess and is the most popular website
Lichess continues to stay active but however approximately 2 people use it every day

I wish for it to snow here in Australia

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It snows so much in Australia that when it melts, Australia becomes part of the ocean. There is a memorial in your honor that is called: The Smileyface who should have said how much snow he wanted in his wish.

I wish that I had the best computer in the world.

Wish granted.

You have the best computer in the whole world but the worst mouse, keyboard and wifi.

I wish it was summer right now.

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The season abruptly changes to summer because of your wish. unfortunately, now every time you say the word "summer" it goes back to the start of summer. On December 24th, you have not yet said summer. People celebrate you until you say it 30 minutes later. You are killed by a skiing team from Alaska the next day. A nuclear war begins between the people who love summer and the people who love winter. There are only 47 people left on Earth, and they all hate you because you started this with a simple wish on a chess site.

I wish that I could play video games and chess whenever I wanted to.