My wife said that quilts are better than duvets. I told her to be careful making blanket statements like that.
Que le dice una taza a otra taza?
Que estaz haciendo (fonetic joke)
Why did the egg have a day off? Because it was Fryday.
What do you call a fishing hook from WW2?
A hitlure
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A doctor doesnt know how to joke but he thought of giving it a shot
